Checking my web-site-statistics yesterday, I happened upon the page that shows me which searches brought people to my blog...

... Jul gets people who are looking for a 'Whore in Regensburg‘, 'Naked man pictures' or 'Japanese peeing'. I read her blog regularly and would never have worked out what makes it so popular with Google.

So what have I been writing about?

Most people arriving at my site via search engines are [still] looking to purchase a Burkini!
I googled the word myself and was relieved to see that I am not the world's leading authority on the subject - happily, I don't even make page 5.

I am, however, the world's leading expert regarding the topic What is going to happen in the Alps - right after Wikipedia, that is. Thank you Google, I love you!
My expertise on Cow Bells in the Alps is often consulted, but not as often as Dr. Herriot; and if you ever need to know How to stop pigs blood congealing, well, just ask!

You can't avoid my blog, if you wish to know anything pertaining to Schwiizertüütsch and I get regular clicks from ¿Norway? on that one. I wonder what that means in Norwegian?

My all time favorite?
Wanted, second hand motorway sound barrier.
Well, I suppose it depends on how much you want, I've got a couple of hundred meters in the garage, from that time when I practiced hydroplaning on my way home from work...
... it's going to cost you, though!