Yesterday evening, looking for a place to have a quiet drink -
without the comforts of a television screaming World Cup results at me from a shelf in some corner, I saw a sign saying "Wild Woche" which translates to 'Wild Week'.
Great, I thought - it's probably Table-Dancing or something like that?
So I went in.

Looking around, I was relieved to see no signs of a TV.
But neither could I see any form of entertainment.

When I sat down, I was asked what I wanted to drink, while a menu was slid discreetly on to the table in front of me.

I ordered a beer, still hoping to catch a glimpse of the entertainment.
When I saw the title of the menu, my mistake dawned on me.

There - on the front of the menu was repeated "Wild Woche" with the picture of a boars head.
'Game Week'

A bit unusual for summer I thought - the game season doesn't start until much later in the year, but there in the menu were listed:
'Reh-Ragout' - Bits of Bambi!
'Hirsch-Ragout' - Bits of Bambi's Dad
In fact lots of various pieces of Bambi and his Dad, served with cranberries and Sauerkraut and things ...
... The Disney film flashed through my head and I wasn't sure, I was hungry any more!

I looked in vain, for the boiled boars head, but I'd decided I wasn't hungry anyway - I'd come in for the entertainment.

I drank my beer and left.