Concentration...
25/05/2008 08:57 Filed in:
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The Swiss are unable to concentrate for longer than
45 minutes!
For the first time in yonks, I went to the cinema
yesterday.
I was sitting there engrossed in the film when all
of a sudden, with no prior warning, the screen went
blank and the lights came on.
Unperturbed, people got up and stretched, went for
a pee, or a smoke, or went to get a drink, or
whatever...
They do it every time and every
time it takes me by surprise!
I remember, when I was young, cinemas the whole
world over had the same problem. Films were on two
reels. When the first came to an end, it had to be
changed before the film could continue.
A sign would appear on the screen 'Intermission'.
This was a welcome sign for children, because it
meant that an usherette would appear from nowhere,
to sell ice-cream.
Better cinemas worked around the problem by setting
up two projectors - when the first reel neared its
end, it tripped a switch and automatically started
the second projector. The break often went
unnoticed - the film could be watched in its
entirety.
In this age of digital technology, there is no need
to interrupt a film at all.
Unless, that is, your audience starts to fidget and
loose interest.
I suppose that is what happens in Switzerland.
Whatever - be prepared if you ever think of
visiting a Swiss cinema.
After approximately 45 minutes the lights will
suddenly be flicked on and you will be forced to
sit around for ten minutes wondering what to do
with yourself...