Mind your head
15/08/2006 18:00 Filed in:
Appenzeller
The monsoon season would seem to be over.
After six weeks of sunshine the temperatures
dropped by almost 20°C and it rained almost
none-stop for what seemed like the proverbial forty
days and forty nights. Up in the hills where I live
(950 m - as in '3/4 of the way up Snowdon's 1300
m') the rain is often accompanied by wind. And when
I say wind I mean wind with a capital W!
The house I live in was built in 1788 to house a
small farm with about twelve cows. The cow shed now
houses bicycles and gardening tools.
The house is a typical Appenzeller house built
entirely of wood. It was 'renovated' about twenty
years ago, so now the floors in each room are level
and most of the ceilings are too. Though the floors
are all level, none of them are actually at the
same level - this means my rooms are a
series of steps running diagonally across the house
- the highest in the front bedroom, the lowest I
use as an office.
You would pay a fortune to rent most split-level
flats. This one is quite reasonable.
The lowest door frame is 1.65 m and it took me
almost a year to register the fact.
The scars are gone now!
The highest door frames just allow me to pass
through without injury.
When the wind blows, the house starts to creak and
groan all over. There are two rooms with their
original beamed ceiling and walls and they make the
loudest sounds. At the same time dust spills out
from between the cracks in those ceilings and from
the (treated) woodworm holes in the walls. At times
the wind can howl eerily like a horror film,
through one of the kitchen windows.
The other day, I had guests when the house started
one of its more Oscar-worthy performances. My
friends looked at each other in surprise. One of
them jumped up in panic – at the noise, I
presumed. He informed us he had to go home
immediately, to prevent loss of some textiles, that
were now airing too heftily.
He raised his wine glass in a final toast and
smashed it's stem against the ceiling as he drank.
I wasn't really too happy about that, even though
it was amusing.
After apologising, my friend turned to leave and
drove his forehead straight into the door frame
with a resounding thud.
We just had to laugh! Some misdemeanours are
punished immediately.
Mind your head!