Bonfire Night II
01/08/2006 17:10 Filed in:
Appenzeller
You realise, of course, that this just will
not do!
On Sunday I got sunburned while sitting in the
shadows for an hour.
Today there are hundreds of Neo-Nazis getting
soaked to the skin, while they wait to disrupt
todays celebrations.
There are hundreds of thousands of sausages getting
soggy, because the grills can't be ignited and
there are millions of Franks worth of fireworks,
that can't be ignited because both fuses and
matches are soggy.
Sorry, could you move just a little further to the
left, with that umbrella, I'm trying to light this
rocket!