Bonfire Night II

You realise, of course, that this just will not do!
On Sunday I got sunburned while sitting in the shadows for an hour.

Today there are hundreds of Neo-Nazis getting soaked to the skin, while they wait to disrupt todays celebrations.
There are hundreds of thousands of sausages getting soggy, because the grills can't be ignited and there are millions of Franks worth of fireworks, that can't be ignited because both fuses and matches are soggy.

Sorry, could you move just a little further to the left, with that umbrella, I'm trying to light this rocket!
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