A Lover's Complaint
22/01/2007 18:25 Filed in:
Appenzeller
You can ask anyone in St. Gallen - no-one owns a
car, they all cycle or walk.
A place of work that can not be reached on foot, by
bike at the very most, is almost in-acceptable for
Swiss citizens.
One of the first questions presented to me, when I
was interviewed for the job I have at the moment
was:
"Are you sure it won't be too much for you to drive
40 kmh to work every day?"
I replied, that I had regularly commuted backwards
and forwards between Stuttgart and St. Gallen (250
km) previously - that seemed to stump them.
The question is, though, if no-one in St. Gallen
owns a car (or Zurich/Bern/Lucerne etc. for that
matter - they all say the same) why is it, that
there is never ever a parking space available when
you need one?
I used to have a lady-friend in SG. I was never
once on time when I visited her, because I always
spent an hour driving around looking for a parking
slot!
Hardly any of the houses in SG have garages and the
roads are packed tight with parked cars. The
parking spaces I found, more often than not
entailed either a twenty-minute-walk or a steep
fine.
I gave up in the end, it was just too nerve
wracking, I exchanged her for a lady in the
countryside!
Worse still, though, are the multi story car parks
in towns and shopping centres. There are enough of
those, but the Swiss engineer that worked out how
wide a parking space needs to be, probably owned an
Austin 7, a Citroen 2CV or some other post-war
model. The standard width of a Swiss paring slot is
190 cm. The result:
You can hardly open your door wide enough to
squeeze out of, or in to the car. With
inconsiderate drivers left and right, it is
impossible to leave your vehicle!
[Please read carefully - nowhere on this page, does
it state that the Swiss are inconsiderate drivers,
the Swiss don't have cars - they say.]
On Saturday I drove into a supermarket Parkhaus. I
turned round to get my shopping bag off the rear
seat and while I was doing so, someone drove into
the slot next to me, jumped out of his car -
beep-beep - and walked off leaving me stranded in
my car! I sounded my horn irately, but he just
ignored the noise and disappeared into the crowds!
In the end I had to reverse back out of the slot
and find another one!
Bu**er the ba***rd!
It is interesting, by the way, in this tiny country
where no-one owns a car, how many American vehicles
you see around - and not a single one of them fits
into a Swiss parking slot!