This entry is really aimed at my family, part of
which I shocked, to some extent, last month.
I spent New Year's Eve in Bangkok — at very
short notice, I must say. One of those
spur-of-the-moment things, I've been known to do
before.
During my stay in BKK, I (actually that should be
'we') made arrangements to get married (the part that
surprised those that were unaware of our plans).
My first visit to Asia has left some overwhelming
impressions, so many, in fact, that I am leaving you
with my pictures, to tell most of the story about
what I saw:
Temples and the King's palace covered in gold, while
only yards away hundreds of people sleep in an open
square, because they have nowhere else to go. Nightly
market stalls offering fruit and vegetables unknown
to many Europeans, along with food (e.g. crickets and
grubs) that many would never consider trying. One of
the most polluted rivers worldwide, which just
happens to flow through the hottest metropole in the
world. And the ruins of an imposing Capital, built in
the 13th century.
In Bangkok I was able to see many official offices
while registering divorces, applying for various
papers, applying for name-changes and
queueing to get married ...
The officials all wear military uniforms with wads of
badges pinned to them, to show how much red-tape they
have fought.
Many dozens of Kilometers were covered in various
taxis, while traveling back and forth between these
offices. Two things struck me on these jaunts:
First — Although the temperature outside was
between 35° and 37° the taxis were always cooled to
17° — after two days I developed the worst
cough I've ever had.
Second — If there are any traffic-laws in
Thailand, no-one ever follows them!
Personally I would say there are none. Just do your
own thing.
If the road has three lanes, open up a forth and
fifth or even a sixth!
If the lights change to red, just sound your horn and
keep on going.
If a pedestrian tries to cross the road, even on one
of those silly pedestrian-crossing-thingies, he or
she is fair game — just go after them!
If you can think of an unusual method of robbing
someone of his right of way, just try it; even if it
means turning at junctions on the wrong side of the
road!
Outside the cities, it is not unusual to observe
eight-feet-long snakes slithering across the roads.
Luckily (for the snakes) 95% of Thailand's population
is Buddhist. Unlike pedestrians, it is a sin to kill
an animal.
Public transport: A pick-up with two benches perched
in the cargo-area and covered with a cloth roof to
protect against the sun.
The driver sounds his horn every time he passes a
Statue of Buddha or a temple, so that his passengers
may raise their folded hands to their forehead in a
'Wai' as a sign of respect.
The drivers of all the cars around you do exactly the
same, abandoning their steering-wheels for seconds on
end ...
... even if the holy statue just so happens to be in
the middle of a traffic island!
Pictures say more than a thousand words — enjoy
...